Sounds super. We can have an audio message play which will ask the caller to press some digits and then transfer him to some vague department. Imagine calling your local cable TV help line and getting the plumbers is Timbuktu. Hilarious.
Can't wait. When are you planning to do it? Do we get told in advance? Any publicity event associated with it? Do we ranchers get some free passes to it? What kind of music? Dress code? Are stags allowed?