I am getting bald...

[Paul Anilprem]

and I have started noticing that 90% of bald men (statistic made on the spot) keep extra facial hair ...they either sport a handle bar moustache or a big goatee. Why?

[Pat Farrell]

Balance
Look at the Bear Moose, big beard and mustache to counter balance the chrome dome.

[Bear Bibeault]

All the hair slipped down the sides of my head and ended up on my chin.

[Paul Anilprem]

Pat Farrell wrote:Balance

Really? Looks like going from top heavy to bottom heavy

[Paul Anilprem]

Bear Bibeault wrote:All the hair slipped down the sides of my head and ended up on my chin.

Man, you are smooth