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Vishal Hegde
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Hello Ranchers,

Just came with an idea of writing a story it should be either in one or two lines or less then that as per you like ;) and the next rancher should continue the same thing...So lets start

Once upon a time


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The End....


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Chris Baron
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seemed to be near in the kingdom of...
Vishal Hegde
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ObjectVille :P
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... because the subjects ...


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were all tired of being objects
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It was a dark and stormy night. A shot rang out. Someone screamed. A pirate ship appeared upon the horizon.


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Paul Clapham
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As the ship approached, it could be seen that Johnny Depp was in command. But suddenly the Chairman of the Editorial Board appeared, ordering the story to be rewritten because of its lack of consistency and purpose.
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but since he was in objectville, everyone objected


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As he turned his face into the setting sun, it could be seen that his skin sparkled. A sardonic grin crossed his moody face revealing fangs that glistened in the twilight. Because everyone knows that the best way to get teenaged girls to watch a movie is to fill it with sparkly vampires.


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Paul Clapham
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[So wait... the Chairman of the Editorial Board is a sparkly vampire?]
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[How do you think he got to be Chairman?]
Vishal Hegde
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This Editorial Board chief was nothing but a 200 year Old Object which havent yet been destroyed by the Garbage Collector and hence the Harmony and the Balance in Objectville seemed to be in a grave Danger
Chris Baron
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"Nothing but? For TWO HUNDRED YEARS?" the people of Objectville asked. "Why isn't King Vishal doing anything? For how long do we have to listen to these appeasements?'
Libertine elements began to meet in secrecy in a back room of the Golden Moose Tavern. This secret society...
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comprised of all bartenders and saloon keepers in the objectville town...
Chris Baron
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who knew more than anybody else what the common man at the bar was thinking.
Notable members were:
Bearjamin Bibeaulin,
Henry Wongshigton,
Ulf von Dittmarck,
...
Vishal Hegde
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They were the league of extraordinary gentlemen/Woman....
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So, the pirate ship closed in and the inhabitants of ObjectVille got scared. They begged King Vishal to come up with a plan to protect them from the pirates.


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Darryl Burke
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Meanwhile, the pirates were busy objectifying and serializing their ill-gotten MP3 collection
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Are we pirates because we gaze at the ships, or do we gaze at them because we are pirates?
Darryl Burke
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or because we come from Penzance?
Sameer Jamal
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then pirates suddenly realized that they are approaching end of the world because world is flat
Akhilesh Trivedi
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as they approached the end of their world, one of them whispered, "The world is neither flat nor round, it is hierarchical, look there..."


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no ups. Do you see that? This place must be the mystical Rộột-đîr-Êctộrŷ the legends tell of.
Vishal Hegde
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Ok, Root Directory huh, but we all are supposed to be in a package called Earth..I guess some Variable or Method must be public Giving us access way beyond Universe ,might be some other world Jumanji (Ancient Drum rollls are heard )
 
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