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Bear Bibeault
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Seetharaman Venkatasamy
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... i think mom also a programmer
Steve Fahlbusch

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Bear - that is great. thanks
Mohamed Sanaulla
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Hilarious, its sometimes like the interaction between a client and developer.

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Looks like a technical bug inside.

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She should have written a unit test before deploying it in production!

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Thank god she not use 'for' loop!

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In these cases need to use "goto" command.

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Anayonkar Shivalkar

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Its an incident from my childhood:

I went to a friend's place, and had a tikka on my forehead.

When I came back, my neighbor asked me, "where did you get that (tikka)?"

And I replied, "on my forehead"
(btw, that was a genuine reply by me - I didn't know anything about coding and computers at that time )

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