This week's book giveaway is in the OCAJP 8 forum. We're giving away four copies of OCA Java SE 8 Programmer I Study Guide and have Edward Finegan & Robert Liguori on-line! See this thread for details.
There's the old joke about the Dalai Lama going to a hotdog stand and saying, "Make me one with everything."
Then he pays with $5 bill, and asks for his change, to which the vendor replies, "Change comes from within."
Here's a reporter trying to tell a variation of that joke to the actual Dalai Lama. It falls completely flat, but still is pretty funny on a kind of meta level. That reporter is now trying to schedule a priest, a minister, and a rabbi for his next interview.