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He says linux ain't safe - needs anti virus

Lexington Smith
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The boys at kaspersky have some insights into linux. I wonder how many of them are even real, let alone serious issues.


In Soviet Russia, Antivirus infect you !
Ulf Dittmer
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In Soviet Russia, Antivirus infect you !

There's nothing in that video to back up that statement. Care to explain what you mean?


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fred rosenberger
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Ulf Dittmer wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Antivirus infect you !

There's nothing in that video to back up that statement. Care to explain what you mean?

I think that was a riff on this


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Ulf Dittmer
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Ah, I hadn't known about that. Makes sense in MD. Not sure what the reverse of "Antivirus infect you" would be, though.
Lexington Smith
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fred rosenberger wrote:
Ulf Dittmer wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Antivirus infect you !

There's nothing in that video to back up that statement. Care to explain what you mean?

I think that was a riff on this


Yeah, that was just a dig i took at kaspersky

Some more -




Mike Simmons
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Well, the last one is just silly.

Putin is the president of the Russian Federation. Not Soviet Russia.

Duh.

Pat Farrell
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Mike Simmons wrote:Putin is the president of the Russian Federation. Not Soviet Russia.


But Putin doesn't know that.
Lexington Smith
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Pat Farrell wrote:
Mike Simmons wrote:Putin is the president of the Russian Federation. Not Soviet Russia.


But Putin doesn't know that.


Haha ! Good one !

 
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