You are in a maze of twisty little passages...

[Bear Bibeault]

[Pat Farrell]

All alike? or all different?

[Bear Bibeault]

It depends whether you drank the potion or not.

[Joe Ess]

"the glass is twice the size it needs to be" - the engineer

[Matthew Brown]

Joe Ess wrote:"the glass is twice the size it needs to be" - the engineer

The physicist: http://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

[Bill Clar]

I rolled a 14. Do I pass my saving throw versus poison?

[Bear Bibeault]

You have been eaten by a gru.

[Pat Farrell]

Bear Bibeault wrote:You have been eaten by a gru.

Nit: usually spelled grue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grue_(monster)