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preethi kumar
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A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off too but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?
Maneesh Godbole
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If it was so dark, how do you know about the man and the car in the first place?


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Jesper de Jong
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The man was smiling so the driver saw his white teeth.


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preethi kumar
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keep the answers coming... :-) will tell the right answer in some time.. :-)
preethi kumar
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Nice try Jesper... :-)
Jan de Boer
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The sun was shining brightly!
preethi kumar
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you are correct . :-) it was daytime :-)
Jan de Boer
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Ha ha. Honestly I did not hear the joke before, it just striked in my mind, he never said it was at night..! Do I get a candy bar now?
preethi kumar
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ya why not candy bar is too small. you deserve a great Dinner :-)
Seetharaman Venkatasamy
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may be petrol completed
Bill Clar
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Moonlight, building lights, night vision goggles, built in infrared detection (if you're an elf), psychic powers, vehicle auto-detection of objects, etc.

preethi kumar wrote:and balaclava.


Is that a Klingon weapon?
Jayesh A Lalwani
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No, it's a tasty dessert pade of layered pastry filled with nuts and honey
Paul Clapham
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"Balaclava" is the location of one of the most notorious screw-ups the British Army ever made. It was so bad that the English poet Tennyson wrote a poem celebrating it.

"Baklava" is a Greek pastry made by taking a Stephen King paperback, soaking it in honey, and baking it until the cover is crisp.
Paul Clapham
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Oh, and by the way the driver didn't see the black-clad man, but he did see the traffic light commanding him to stop.
Mike Simmons
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Wait, I thought it was a Russian folk instrument?
Paul Clapham
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Um, yeah... the driver might have seen a Russian folk instrument which caused him to stop, too.
Mike Simmons
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Nah, I meant the other thread of the conversation. The one where you missed "bat'leth" as well.
Paul Clapham
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I skipped over that because I always confuse batleths with baidarkas.
Jayesh A Lalwani
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I think bat'leth is a bad name for a badass weapon. It sounds like it should be a small bath.
 
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