It is about a private matter!

[Jan de Boer]

Yesterday morning I got a call. The secretary pulls someone through. I wonder, what is this. I do not get many calls, I am not sales or customer support. Actually I am already a little alarmed. Then a girl is on the other side of the line. Am I talking to Jan? Yes, you are, what is this about?? Well it is about a private matter, is my call convenient for you? Okay, I, at this moment, imagine my daughter ran over by a truck on her bicycle, my ex wife attempting to kill herself, my house being burned down because I did not turn the gas of in the kitchen. Yes, you can talk, who does it concern? What is it?? Who is in trouble???
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We are a job agency and we have found your LinkedIn profile.
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Go sit on the roof, girl!!