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Bert bates described, chuck norris style. All come here and encourage him to write some more books !

David Blaine
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I like the books he co authored (HFJ and SCJP guide, is there anything better for beginners ?). Bert you are awesome. We need more like you.
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David Blaine
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Bert once applied for a job at Google, everyone was fired the next day.
David Blaine
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Bert bates can divide by zero and when he divides, this is what happens -

David Blaine
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Computer viruses cannot infect bert bates computer.

David Blaine
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Bert bates once made a hello world type of program in CS101, today we call it Google.

David Blaine
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Bert bates can code Microsoft Office using only a regular calculator.

David Blaine
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Bert bates does not need a debugger or need to debug his code. It is always perfect.

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aw shucks

i wish i could say it was true, but alas, the supercoder 2000 is beyond me...

http://www.coderanch.com/t/533682/md/supercoder-delete-key


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