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Bert bates described, chuck norris style. All come here and encourage him to write some more books !

 
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I like the books he co authored (HFJ and SCJP guide, is there anything better for beginners ?). Bert you are awesome. We need more like you.
To give you an idea of what this is about, see the photo and the next reply to this post. Add your own ideas here. Give him some encouragement
to write more books




 
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Bert once applied for a job at Google, everyone was fired the next day.
 
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Bert bates can divide by zero and when he divides, this is what happens -

 
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Computer viruses cannot infect bert bates computer.

 
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Bert bates once made a hello world type of program in CS101, today we call it Google.

 
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Bert bates can code Microsoft Office using only a regular calculator.

 
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Bert bates does not need a debugger or need to debug his code. It is always perfect.

 
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aw shucks

i wish i could say it was true, but alas, the supercoder 2000 is beyond me...

http://www.coderanch.com/t/533682/md/supercoder-delete-key
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