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Jeanne Boyarsky
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This was posted on twitter. I retweeted it, but wanted to share it here too.

Cameron McKenzie @potemcam
@coderanch I asked my manager for a raise. He told me to use a Vector instead. (Arrays? A raise?)


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<groan> We need a new emoticon for bad puns.


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And, what did you reply? "But Vector is a legacy collection class!"


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