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Christopher Rygaard
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I don't like this web site. It claims to be "A friendly place for programming greenhorns!", but none of these forums tell me how to program a greenhorn.
Ulf Dittmer

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Valuing facts and results over SEO is 20th century thinking. This site comes up #2 when searching for how to program a greenhorn. Time to get with the program!
Christopher Rygaard
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Joined: Feb 22, 2014
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Google must have discovered my post immediately, and instantly recognized its popularity.
Paul Clapham

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Well, naturally. It was on this forum, after all.
Jesper de Jong
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Here you go. The official How To Program a Greenhorn Tutorial.

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