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The Crab of Shame

Tim Cooke
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Joined: Mar 28, 2008
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Following on from my previous thread about The Beaver of Technical Incompetence and my quest for a mascot to signify when you've done something a bit silly, I have found this:



He ticks all the boxes, size, ridiculousness, and he cost a whopping $2. All I need now is a tagline for him or her. I've thought of "The Crab of Shame" so far but I'm sure I can do better. Suggestions welcome, the funnier the better.


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Jelle Klap
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Joined: Mar 10, 2008
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How about the Crab of Shell Shocking Stupidity.
Maybe a bit harsh


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Tim Cooke
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Joined: Mar 28, 2008
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The Crab has now joined our team, and he has developed quite the direct approach at pointing out our stupidity.

 
I agree. Here's the link: http://aspose.com/file-tools
 
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