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The Crab of Shame

Tim Cooke

Joined: Mar 28, 2008
Posts: 2005

Following on from my previous thread about The Beaver of Technical Incompetence and my quest for a mascot to signify when you've done something a bit silly, I have found this:

He ticks all the boxes, size, ridiculousness, and he cost a whopping $2. All I need now is a tagline for him or her. I've thought of "The Crab of Shame" so far but I'm sure I can do better. Suggestions welcome, the funnier the better.

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Jelle Klap

Joined: Mar 10, 2008
Posts: 1914

How about the Crab of Shell Shocking Stupidity.
Maybe a bit harsh

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Tim Cooke

Joined: Mar 28, 2008
Posts: 2005

The Crab has now joined our team, and he has developed quite the direct approach at pointing out our stupidity.

I agree. Here's the link:
subject: The Crab of Shame
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