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Cute!


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I like it, although I've never felt there's enough evidence to support the theory of caninomorphic global warming. Also, BAD DOG!!!


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If it were one of my dogs, the Earth would be 70% shedded fur.


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Bear Bibeault wrote:If it were one of my dogs, the Earth would be 70% shedded fur.


... which would be adorable.
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I love the "in soviet russia" jokes. They remind me of my home which was a former USSR state.



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Bear Bibeault wrote:If it were one of my dogs, the Earth would be 70% shedded fur.

If it were my cat, the Earth would be lost under the sofa.


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