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Originally posted by Howard Kushner:
Why don't you respond to posts here?
Are there any patterns applicable to married people?
The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny - it is the light that guides your way. - Heraclitus
The Chain of Responsibility?Are there any patterns applicable to married people?
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Originally posted by Howard Kushner:
Hello Solveig (who fears the magnetic fascination of the JavaRanch),
Here are some more inebriated questions:
Why don't you respond to posts here?
Is there a study guide to accompany your book?
Are there any patterns applicable to married people?
Patiently awaiting your response,
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Have some patience, young grasshopper!
Book promotions start on tuesday; he has still some time to show up.
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Originally posted by Lasse Koskela:
The Chain of Responsibility?
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Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
Not yet, sadly. But I'm working on a big honkin' certification program so perhaps then Sun will buy me out and we can have a SCDCDAS industry.
Theodore Jonathan Casser
SCJP/SCSNI/SCBCD/SCWCD/SCDJWS/SCMAD/SCEA/MCTS/MCPD... and so many more letters than you can shake a stick at!
Originally posted by Theodore Casser:
*laughs!* Oh, I can imagine this one now... but given how most of us are, wouldn't that require a low percentage for passing? *ducks before he gets lynched*
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Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
HK: Is there a study guide to accompany your book?
SLH: Not yet, sadly. But I'm working on a big honkin' certification program so perhaps then Sun will buy me out and we can have a SCDCDAS industry.
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Originally posted by Howard Kushner:
Okay Lady Sol,
Here's an offer you might want to consider. Since I got into writing certification study guides recently, and plan to start work on a new one this month (title TBD), I will be more than happy to write one for Dating Design Patterns.
The only catch is that we will have to substitute JRC (JavaRanch Certified) for SC (Sun Certified) DCDAS. One question still remains in my alleged mind. What does DCDAS stand for?
Theodore Jonathan Casser
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Originally posted by Howard Kushner:
Okay Lady Sol,
Here's an offer you might want to consider. Since I got into writing certification study guides recently, and plan to start work on a new one this month (title TBD), I will be more than happy to write one for Dating Design Patterns. The only catch is that we will have to substitute JRC (JavaRanch Certified) for SC (Sun Certified) DCDAS. One question still remains in my alleged mind. What does DCDAS stand for?
Originally posted by Theodore Casser:
I'm wondering there too, since I can't make any fun acronyms with it...
Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
A writing team already! Hey, Gary Cornell's new pubs company needs titles (or rather, I assume they do). Maybe he'd like to take on the JARC product line. ;>
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And a very pretty one if I might add!Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
I'm a GIRL!!! ;>
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
And a very pretty one if I might add!
Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
Hey, you're very welcome to write that Cert guide. ;> Can I assume that this means you'll be joining the Reference Implementation team? It's being headed up in Sweden but I imagine it's easily international.
JavaRanch Certified Dating Patternist and Seducer is more or less what I had in mind. Let's see....
JARC DA JAvaRanch Certificed Dating Architect? Though of course one's female friends can also be dating architects (see the architecture chapter, plus Bridge Interpreter and Mediator patterns).
JARC DAME JAvaRanch Certificed Dating Architect, Male Edition? ;> Hmm, cute acronym but it doesn't quite work for what it represents.
Solveig
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Originally posted by Howard Kushner:
Ok. I suggest we proceed by defining roles, then the skills objectives (i.e. the skills required to perform those job roles). Catchy acronyms are always a good place to start.
I'll start the ball rolling by suggesting three roles. Y'all can join in by helping explore possible skills objectives. Later we present it to jCert so neither IBM nor Sun is offended. I s'pose it's already too late for BEA.
So here are my candidates for the entry, intermediate, and advanced roles:
JRCDPA JavaRanch Certified Dating Patterns Associate JRCDPS JavaRanch Certified Dating Patterns Seducer JRCDPD JavaRanch Certified Dating Patterns Demigod
Originally posted by Simon Roberts:
Profitability?! Profitability, I don't know what you mean. Just wait and see if I get my way with the update to the architect certification. Then you'll see levels!
But wait, we're getting off topic, tell me more about your schooldays...
Interested,
Simon
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The Knuth quotes don't work on my wife at all. I have to use them somewhere!Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
There you go, quoting Knuth, just trying to seduce me. ;>
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Originally posted by Howard Kushner:
How kewl is this? You just never know who the you'll run into at the Big Moose Saloon!
Simon, I already bought your book twice! I still highly recommend it: Click!
Lady Sol, I am intrigued by the idea of gender specific patterns. Shucks, it's almost like linguistics for sake! I mean, at the end of the day a pattern language is a language, and no less a language than Java or Latin, woon'cha say? So don't we need masculine, feminine, and neuter flavored stuff? Somebody help me!!!
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Originally posted by Howard Kushner:
So here are my candidates for the entry, intermediate, and advanced roles:
JRCDPA JavaRanch Certified Dating Patterns Associate JRCDPS JavaRanch Certified Dating Patterns Seducer JRCDPD JavaRanch Certified Dating Patterns Demigod
Theodore Jonathan Casser
SCJP/SCSNI/SCBCD/SCWCD/SCDJWS/SCMAD/SCEA/MCTS/MCPD... and so many more letters than you can shake a stick at!
Originally posted by Theodore Casser:
And the question becomes, are they prerequisites for each other, or can you simply take the exam for the higher level if you feel you can qualify? I think that maybe they ought to be prerequisites, but there ought to be other qualifications as well... hmmm.
Also, there's the question of whether or not a single study guide for all three exams is best or if this ought to be broken up into volumes. I propose two guides - one for the associate exam, and one for the two more advanced. There are guys who will only go for the entry-level job and be satisfied...
Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
I'm with you on that. Though once the writing begins and once the tests are created they might be so tricky, with complex questions about butt-shifting, that a volume for each might be necessary.
Theodore Jonathan Casser
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Originally posted by Theodore Casser:
[QB] Certification bootcamps like that sound like fun... just have to figure out how to convince my boss to pay for it [and keep it secret from my girlfriend ].
Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
I'm a GIRL!!! ;>
The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny - it is the light that guides your way. - Heraclitus
Originally posted by Ilja Preuss:
Ooops
I'm soooo sorry. Is there a pattern in your book applicable for my now miserable situation? What do I do when I drop a clanger?
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Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
You realize that you're one of several million people who've made the same mistake and don't take it seriously at all. ;>
The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny - it is the light that guides your way. - Heraclitus
Originally posted by Ilja Preuss:
<sigh> But I *don't want to be* one of several million people - I want to be unique, outstanding!
Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
Well, with all that, now you're getting into serious implementation stuff. I'm just the patterns girl. ;> Also I'm not so much an expert on what women should do to meet men, except that pretty much all you have to do is walk into the local JUG or LUG to get started.
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Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
Hmm, in that case you'll need to mistake me for a turtle, or sprout wings and go flying around singing selections from La Traviata. ;>
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Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
Hmm, in that case you'll need to mistake me for a turtle, or sprout wings and go flying around singing selections from La Traviata. ;>
solveig
Originally posted by Howard Kushner:
See! I just knew you'd forget all about the WUG! So fo ahead and ask me what the WUG is... okay, then, I'll tell ya. The W stands for WebSphere. And we got us a really hot one in the good ole RTP.
I've been to the JUG... and they charge us 5 bucks to get in. At the WUG they always have good eats for free and hot topics like implementations of Struts, Tiles, and JSF!
I got no clue what a LUG is... doesn't it hold the wheels on your car?
And yes, we really do need to finally get around to implementation. That's what pays the rent around these here parts. There's always gonna be someone wanting to see a proof of concept. Ya got any patterns for throwing together a POC Lady Soul?
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Originally posted by Solveig Laura Haugland:
Hmm, in that case you'll need to mistake me for a turtle, or sprout wings and go flying around singing selections from La Traviata. ;>
The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny - it is the light that guides your way. - Heraclitus
Originally posted by Ilja Preuss:
So are you saying you are *not* a turtle???
I am working on the wings; but singing - well, I don't think so...
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rubbery bacon. rubbery tiny ad:
a bit of art, as a gift, that will fit in a stocking
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