Staying on your feet doesn't entitle you to an olympic gold. It was a decision based on superior presentation. Falling down is no big deal. I fall down whenever I have too much vodka. He was expressing his artistic temperament by falling down. A Canadian knows as much about art as a polar bear knows about Wedgewood china so I woudnt expect you to recognise an artistic temperament if it was served to you on a plate with watercress around it.
I'm sure I'll have a mad Russian down my throat sometime soon.
Bullying a poor defenceless Russian woman, mate ? Why dont you pick on someone your own size?