This week's book giveaways are in the Jython/Python and Object-Oriented programming forums.
We're giving away four copies each of Machine Learning for Business: Using Amazon SageMaker and Jupyter and Object Design Style Guide and have the authors on-line!
See this thread and this one for details.
Win a copy of Machine Learning for Business: Using Amazon SageMaker and JupyterE this week in the Jython/Python forum
or Object Design Style Guide in the Object-Oriented programming forum!
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There are two types of insects in this world.....
 
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And they are...
 
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elephant and giraffe
 
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hmmmmm
 
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those that bug and those that debug..
 
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developing with coffee bean, Java
 
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Originally posted by Aaron Ting:
developing with coffee bean, Java



A new way to cure common cold........
 
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and, something which you will dream of even during the quiet nights..
 
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well...........
meaningless (this word is meaningful though)...
 
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where am I??
 
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Originally posted by Arun Kumarr:
where am I??



Honolulu....
 
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


Honolulu....



dreaming...
 
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or ho no loo




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Let there be Java!!!
 
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I just called...
to say...
la la la



Ramy...
 
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Iam not reviving it.
 
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No. I am definitely not reviving this.
 
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My baloney doesn't have a first name.
 
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Drivel: Let saliva drivel from the mouth
 
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Why does Superman wear his underwear on top of his pants?
 
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Without the red trunks, he'd look like a male ballerina in blue pantyhose.
 
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here.
 
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Why is a building called a building when it is already built?
 
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Do I really exist?
Everything I see and touch are real? Or am I inside the Matrix and everything are just eletric impulses?
 
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I am posting this to get this post back on top of the list.
 
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There is no spoon.
 
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
 
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knock.. knock...
 
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wake up.
 
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Already did
 
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Java is banned in windows os from now on.
 
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posting in this topic is like using twitter
 
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Social networking sites can be bookmarked
 
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how do i escape from this.
 
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RT @henrywong posting in this topic is like using twitter
 
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a hopping bunny saw me running...
 
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ankit in wonderland ?
 
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