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Am I the Youngest???

 
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Hi Everyone,
I just wanted to thank you for all your help, making me what I think is the youngest SCJP2 (I am still in my mothers womb). I passed with a perfect score, too. I could not have done it without you. I am also pleased to let you know that I am 4 months along and should be born sometime in the middle of November.
*** I don't know what I want my name to be... Any suggestions?
 
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I guess you would be a beanie baby
 
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???
Isn't it very funny?
 
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Since your name "Mothers Womb" does not comply with the JavaRanch naming policy, please spare a moment and re-register with a name that meets the requirements. Consult your parents if necessary!
By the way, wish you a happy birthday in advance. Welcome to the world.
Thanks!
Ajith
 
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Hello,
If you are still in your mother's womb, perhaps you
should be called Laptop.
 
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Enjoy it while you can mom - I have a gleam in my eye that I'm taking in for testing this afternoon.
T
 
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I have one suggestion to Mother's Womb. This is not meaningless drivel forum. If you have something meaningful to say , then you are welcome here. Otherwise , you are wise enough.
Your Friendly Bartender
Shailesh.
 
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Stay where you are!!!
The world is a cold and lonely place.
Actually not really, Im trying to maintain my title of being a SCJP one second after I was born. So technically, im the youngest BORN SCJP.
=)
 
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Born ? I haven't even gone through the fertilization stage. I'm just a studious spermatoza having my owner read me RHE every night! Wish me luck cause I'm afraid I'll forget a lot after I hook up with the egg thing..
 
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Interesting discussion !! Got some moments of relaxation.

sam
 
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