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To Whom It May Concern,
For personal reasons I must regretfully end my employment at Vaultus, and am hereby providing two weeks notice.
Sincerely,
Mark A. Herschberg
Originally posted by Simon Lee:
Mark is right. just keep it short. If you wanna thank people do it in person.
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
Actually it is nice to thank people in the letter since the letter will become part of your permanent record. And to be a bit mercenary, there may come a time in the future where your old boss is at a new company where you want to work. Why not score some brownie points for possible future use? ;)
Mark, don't you give the letter to your boss when you resign? Doesn't he read it? Don't you think he might remember a letter that says how much you enjoyed working with him? Paranoia is no excuse for bad manners, Mark.Originally posted by Mark Herschberg:
Who is going to look at a letter 3 years down the road, especially after the boss moved on and doesn't have access to it the letter.
Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
Mark, don't you give the letter to your boss when you resign?
Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
Don't you think he might remember a letter that says how much you enjoyed working with him? Paranoia is no excuse for bad manners, Mark.
Mark Herschberg, author of The Career Toolkit
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Ok, this is why you are wrong... you should, of course, tell your boss in person. In fact, you should tell him, not hand him a letter and expect him to read it. You should then give him a printed copy of your resignation letter which can include how much you enjoyed working at the company and what a great boss he was. This letter goes to the HR department that keeps track of such things. Letters from resigning employess saying that their boss was NOT the reason for the resignation are definitely noted by HR. You boss will remember the nice things you said in the letter. Of course, if your boss is a jerk and is the reason for your leaving you should most definitely NOT say nice things about him. In that case, I would go with Mark's briefer version. When HR asks why you are leaving the safe thing to do is to say you are leaving for a better job.Originally posted by Mark Herschberg:
Now you may choose to email such a letter to your boss, but personally, I find that to be rude. Whenever I have resigned, I have written up such a brief letter, and then handed it to my boss in his offic. I stand there while he reads it. If you're going to resign, have the balls to do it in person.
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
Ok, this is why you are wrong... you should, of course, tell your boss in person. In fact, you should tell him, not hand him a letter and expect him to read it. You should then give him a printed copy of your resignation letter which can include how much you enjoyed working at the company and what a great boss he was. This letter goes to the HR department that keeps track of such things. Letters from resigning employess saying that their boss was NOT the reason for the resignation are definitely noted by HR. You boss will remember the nice things you said in the letter.
Perhaps you can list some of the legal risks involved in saying that you enjoyed working at XYZ company?Originally posted by Mark Herschberg:
It is very clear that anything you put in writing can be used against you in court.
Evidence of what? That you enjoyed working for your boss?Originally posted by Mark Herschberg:
That would qualify as evidence.
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
Evidence of what? That you enjoyed working for your boss?
Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
As I said, paranoia is no excuse for bad manners.
Do you often check with your lawyer before resigning from a position? I am sorry but the idea that saying a few nice things in a resignation letter can somehow be used against you is utterly untenable. If your lawyer friend meant that you shouldn't say anything bad about anyone then I would agree.Originally posted by Mark Herschberg:
Check with a lawyer, but my lawyers have all advised saying as little as possible.
Associate Instructor - Hofstra University
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
Do you often check with your lawyer before resigning from a position?
Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
If your lawyer friend meant that you shouldn't say anything bad about anyone then I would agree.
Dear X,
After just over a year of mortgaging my soul to your infernal regime, I have finally come to my senses and realised that your poisoned chalice of a pay packet is no longer worth the agony required to work for it, nor is it worth the sacrifice of my time, morals and any kind of life outside of work I might dare consider having.
This was a relatively straightforward decision complicated solely by the fear that my future career might suffer from my leaving without another job to go onto. However, you will be gratified to know that your regular motivational memoes have finally motivated me to do something for once, namely tender my resignation. The senseless assassination of the English language, criminal overuse of punctuation marks, bad grammar, horrifying spelling and forced joviality which are apparently meant to make us into more skilled, enthusiastic and hungry workers have finally taken their toll. It's too late for me, but if there is any tender feeling in that cold, black piece of rock that passes for your heart, take pity on my soon to be ex-colleagues and take note of the following.
Your and you're are two separate words, not alternate spellings of the same word. Same applies to their, there and they're.
Affect is a verb. Effect is a noun. Note the difference.
Is it really necessary to end every sentence with five punctuation marks?
There is no justification on this earth for fifteen exclamation marks in a row.
Acronyms and jargon are no substitute for the ability to think.
Knowing obscure facts about the company and what all the terms you and your superiors invent at your little away-days is no substitute for being able to do the job properly. My colleagues would appreciate it if you stopped chastising us for not knowing what KPI stands for, and acting as if ignorance of that fact renders us incapable of doing anything right.
Repeating the phrase "sort your life out" every time you see us does not count as effective management support.
In closing, I would also like to point out that losing some weight, dropping the mockney accent and acquiring some real interpersonal skills (as opposed to what the latest management textbooks tell you employees appreciate) may well help you retain employees, acquire a clue and possibly even a life, and who knows, maybe even lose your virginity one day. But until then, you'll remain just another 21 year old arts graduate with no skills who's been shunted into management because it means you have fewer peers to piss off and those peers are all busy working in their own departments well away from you.
Farewell and good riddance from your elder and better,
Sincerely,
Disgruntled Employee of the Month
Dear X,
This is to inform you that "you sucks".
Especially when you tell me that you & your dear wife thinks that I wont be able to do sales for this company.
When you tell P and other students that they didn�t have Tapanyaki dishes because they cannot afford it.
When you tell others how only you can afford Gucci Shirt & Omega watch
When you buy $1000 camera just for fun and you don�t have money to pay your employees' expenses.
When you don�t listen to anybody (which is usually the case) and say things which you cannot repeat yourself.
When you try to be friendly (while saying your pay has been reduced by 50%).
When in any party you want to be center of attraction and if by chance somebody else is getting recognition, you make sure to put that person in dirt & get angry.
When you tell your employee that they have to complete all work... otherwise they will die.
When you tell us that because you are paying we are able to feed our children.
When you ask how much we spend on eating, traveling, clothing & amusement before calculating our take home pay (I wonder why you never asked about my condom bills?).
When in delivering any speech you talk "I, I, I, I, I, I and I".
When you tell people not to speak because their English is atrocious.
When you add all your airfares, golf and dinner expenses to the company's account.
When you take your idiot wife to the concerts & conferences sponsored by our company.
When you appoint your idiot wife chief financial officer (who does not even know how to calculate percentages).
When you try to tell me that I have to extend my visiting card to the client I am visiting (For gods sake X - I have done an MBA!).
Finally, I have to say that this place has eaten one year of my life and I am fully responsible for it, but you are the one who makes everyone�s life miserable.
You sucks X & you stink like rotten pig.
Hate is a small word to describe my feeling for you.
Hope to see you bankrupt soon (which is inevitable).
I am resigning...
Submitted with due hatred
SK
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