I am Sure there are many Crazy Fans of Murphy just waiting to make their own Laws. Lets Start then . Heres the First One : The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.
If you decide to print out a web page, the last page to print will contain one or two lines of useless information. (Like an ad or a date.) That is, unless you decide to not print out the last page. In that case, you will need it, and be forced to print it out separately. Paul R [This message has been edited by Paul Ralph (edited June 05, 2001).]
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of tiny ads!