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IQ Test for Blondes
 
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uh-oh offensive post ! You will be hearing from the Blondes Rights Group.
A mock-test which truly mocks.

 
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The blondes rights group did attempt to lobby congress for protection against discrimination but they ended up arguing over what color nail polish to wear and never got out of the nail salon.
 
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Originally posted by Rahul Rathore:
uh-oh offensive post ! You will be hearing from the Blondes Rights Group.
A mock-test which truly mocks.


The judge decided that I am proven not guilty because there is a reasonable doubt, the test is legal.. and the next hearing is for Rahul.. for prejudging the individual and the judge know that there is some information inside Rahul statement that describe the way Rahul's thingking about the Blondes
 
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Well I will be representing the Blonde Right's Group in this case. I as a blonde will be able to empathise with the members of this Group, and will be insisting that the judge is also Blonde, naturally blonde of course, not bottle-blonde! He'll also have piercing blue eyes, a six-pack, great pecs, and be all muscley and tanned. Otherwise I see no reason to spend any ammount of time in court
 
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Originally posted by Stevie Kaligis:
...the way Rahul's thingking about the Blondes ...


Originally posted by Angela Poynton:
. I as a blonde ...


OUCH !
I just bit my tongue, tasting blood and cow-dung.
And I wondered, if I had again blundered.
Sheriff, Stevie's a lyin' no-good !@#$%*....
I ain't thinking nothing. Absolutely nothing. Honest.

 
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I luv y'all - irrespective of hair color.
 
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Hair is fickle mistress. Hair today, gone tommorrow.
 
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Originally posted by Rahul Rathore:
Hair is fickle mistress. Hair today, gone tommorrow...


no good...no..good...blundered again...!
Sheriff..., Rahul is naughty.. , look.. he's talking about bald now...
the next hearing is Rahul vs Baldheaded Right's Group
 
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Originally posted by Stevie Kaligis:
Rahul vs Baldheaded Right's Group


Baldy hell!
It was a hair-raising experience. The court-hairing was telecast live in today's program "Bald and the Beautiful". Ultimately justice prevailed. The judge, rejected the hair-splitting arguments of Ld. Stevie, crying Balderdash! Being based on bald reasoning the Balds' case was dismissed. After that heady victory, I went to the JRanch pub to let my hair down. Then being baldy bored, I joined Star-trek to baldly go where no mane has gone before. Landing on Mars, I was bald over by a bald Martian beauty. We had a bald of a time.
 
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don't be so baldy mad, sorry for making you feel so bald, relax...if you get baldy bored, have you tried playing footbald again, or maybe you can try baldminton... it's not bald,..not bald at all...!
[This message has been edited by Stevie Kaligis (edited June 06, 2001).]
 
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Aren't bald men supposed to have more testosterone and therefore be "extra virile" ??
if so are you guys mocking them because you're jealous?
or are you now going to suddenly notice you have a bald spot and start telling every woman you see about it
 
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Originally posted by Angela Poynton:
Aren't bald men supposed to have more testosterone and therefore be "extra virile" ??


Angela...,
now you make me jealous of Rahul, the fact that he possesses great charm...


[This message has been edited by Stevie Kaligis (edited June 06, 2001).]
 
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Angela

Compare our photos and see who is more virile:-

My photo: (bald beauty)

Stevie's photo: (hairy horror)


[This message has been edited by Rahul Rathore (edited June 07, 2001).]
 
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Angela...,
That photo is taken when we are a baby..., this is the latest :

Rahul's (Baldly Scary)
look at my eyes ...

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Angela
Stevie's lyin again. These photos are the latest:

Virile Me with kid :
Not shown in photo - my 11 other kids away chasing their respective girlfriends.
Poor Stevie :


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well Angela...,
i believe you know Rahul's lyin aren't you ?
that photo were taken on the court room (her daughter not shown in photo), when there was a hearing about Rahul's vs Dog Right's Group ... this brave dog gave her testimony at the court, this dog said that her daughter was chased by 11 crazy maniac (Rahul's kids)...
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Love your work Stevie - keep it up!!
cheers James
 
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Originally posted by James Lechte:
Love your work Stevie - keep it up!!
cheers James


Hey James you don't love my work ! Stevie was just trying to impress Angela. Mine was a work of sheer art.
BTW, did you see my recent photo James ? I can't see it now. Its not loading.

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thank's James...
well..forget what Rahul said,
can I get you a beer or anything ?
[This message has been edited by Stevie Kaligis (edited June 09, 2001).]
 
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