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Love Vs Marriage

 
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Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is a Chinese take-out
Love is cuddling on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa
Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children
Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early
Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac drive
Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure
Love is sweet nothing in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank
Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"
In short, love is blind , marriage is an eye opener

Enjoy!
 
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Love being there through the excitement.
Marriage is being there through thick and thin.
Love is preoccupation with your partners body.
Marriage is preoccupation with you partners mind and soul.
Love is smiling and enjoying the complete attentions of another.
Marriage is smiling and enjoying another giving your children attention.
Love is You and Me oriented.
Marriage is US oriented.
 
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Lust is a preoccupation with your partners body.
Seems like a lot of marriages are You and Me oriented.
 
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Marriage is the End Of Hope.
Last Minute News:
Marriage has been declared OBSOLETE! Ignore all positive pseudo-commentaries in favor of it. Now!
Have a Nice Life!
 
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nice thoughts cindy
 
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Parmeet
Are you a he or a she ?
If the latter, then we can sound the bugle for the mother of all Gender wars on the JRanch.
It may also be noted that voice of wisdom is against Marriage. Do you know Tony's age ?
 
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Originally posted by Tony Alicea:
Marriage is the End Of Hope.
Last Minute News:
Marriage has been declared OBSOLETE! Ignore all positive pseudo-commentaries in favor of it. Now!
Have a Nice Life!


Any difference between marriage and living together (sharing all expenses and taking children out of the equation)? Is living together also hopeless and obsolete? Just curious as to what people think......

[This message has been edited by Ling Wu (edited June 06, 2001).]
 
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Human beings are now obsolete. . .
 
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