Originally posted by Tintin Herge:
I am really bored. Am Contemplating Suicide. At 24 , I have No GirlFriends, No Dates, No Fun, No Life. Just some good money in the Bank but thats no good if I am not Enjoying it. Just Work and Home and Work And Home. Is Suicide the only option or Can things get better ?? All Suggestions/Advices/Brickbats are welcome
I've been depressed, had no luck with woman and wondered if it's just better if I got hit by a buss.
Originally posted by ThinkuMama's Kissee:
Oh... Its Boring...!!!
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
Monty Python, The Galaxy Song
I have committed suicide several times and dont feel the least bit worse for it
I will steer myself slightly to the North
After a brief pitstop
the reverse journey will now start
I will be slowly gliding
but not stopping there
I will be paying special attention to the terrain
gently decelerating, until it comes to rest
Originally posted by Faisal Dosani:
I guess sometimes I get down on myself...
Originally posted by Manku Thimma:
Here's what I plan to do, when I finally meet my kissee: Going for the lips directly seems too abrupt. First I will start somewhere below her right ear. After pushing away any strands of her hair vying to get into my mouth, I will slowly move up to the right ear, and start nibbling gently. After the entire ear has been adequately nibbled, I will embark on a journey to go where no man has ever been before (I'll assume that). My lips will now slowly glide over her cheek, touching her ever so lightly, with my deep hot breath blowing on her skin. Now instead of heading for her lips, I will steer myself slightly to the North, and reach her nose. After a brief pitstop at the tip of her nose, I will proceed to her virgin left ear, and start nibbling it. That done, the reverse journey will now start. This time, I will be slowly gliding from her left cheek, to the right cheek, over her lips, but not stopping there. I will be paying special attention to the terrain over her lips, and will get a feel for it. And now it's time to make the grand landing. My lips shall glide over from her right cheek, gently decelerating, until it comes to rest on top of her lips. There'll be a few moments of silence at this point, to sink in the sensation. Next, I will be starting to rub noses, and at the same time, rub our lips too. Slowly her lips will part, and she will gently moan. I will then start nibbling her lips...
[This message has been edited by Manku Thimma (edited August 09, 2001).]
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