George, Rosie, Ravish,
Thanks 'ya all. Apparently this puzzle has been translated to various incarnations (maybe "incantations" is more appropriate) with most bordering on "silly".
*Sigh* I've read somewhere that due to the vastness of the Internet, the
real question isn't "Is this thing present on the Internet?", but "Can you find it?"
It's ringing true.
Ex Animo
Java!
-- Val