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1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre
of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
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I sure would like to know how they did the study on all of this .
 
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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.


hmmmm....so do women wash their hands less often or masturbate more often? im fairly certain they dont shake hands more often.
[ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Randall Twede ]
 
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Originally posted by Paul Wheaton:

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


so, is that why, in some countries, they kiss womens hands - they're actually smelling them to make sure it is safe? Or, kissing them in hopes that they'll get lucky?
 
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I read somewhere that one of the most bacteria laden things in a public bathroom is the doorknob going out. Don't you people ever wash your hands!!!
 
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72% of all statistics are made up.
 
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...on the spot
 
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Paul,
i think you just made that up
 
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personally i think most people are way too anal about this sort of thing. you get up in the morning, take a shower, go to where ever you go, take a leak, and somehow between the time you showered and the time you took a leak your penis is magically crawling with germs
if an attractive woman walked up to me and said "hi my name is ***", held out her hand, and while i was shaking it said "by the way i just masturbated and didnt wash my hands" i would ask her out
 
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Actually I heard a comedian use that line just this morning. Maybe someone else did too since they finished the line.
 
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Randall Twede, you have impressive dating requirements.
 
Don't get me started about those stupid light bulbs.
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