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[GROSS] Necrophilia

 
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Remember that scene from the "Men In Black" where Linda Fiorentino whispers to Will Smith, "you know what I like to do here [in morgue] at night?". Tommy Lee Jones then interrupts this dialogue, and we are left in darkness.
What do you think she meant?
 
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Well, being a scientist, I think she is measuring the penises of the male clientele in order to dispell the myth that certain ethnic groups are "hung like mules" whereas everyone assumes that we Caucasians with small feet have dinky weenies.
 
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Does size matter? Ladies?
 
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oooo... I think that question deserves a thread of its own
 
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I just saw meaning of Necrophilia.
There are people, who are called "Aughad Baba".
They dont live in human society, they live in "Shamshan Ghat" [place were Hindus burn dead bodies.]
They have sex with dead bodies. They eat dead bodies/bones. They live with dead bodies. They live their life on whatever is left by normal human.
 
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Originally posted by Eugene Kononov:
What do you think she meant?


She arranges the all bodies so they appear to be having a tea party?
 
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Originally posted by Eugene Kononov:
Does size matter? Ladies?


I was told that the 'motion in the ocean' is important as well.
 
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Originally posted by Eugene Kononov:
Does size matter? Ladies?


Check out this thread, Eugene
[ April 14, 2003: Message edited by: Elaine Micheals ]
 
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So Elaine, instead of directing us to another thread, why don't you give us your opinion? What is your preference, a young lad from Nantucket or some guy that frequently wets himself because he selects the wrong pubic hair?
 
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yeah yeah.. we want to know!!
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Originally posted by gautham kasinath:
yeah yeah.. we want to know!!
Lupo


Trust me - oh no you don't!!
 
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Well, returning back to the topic of the thread. I watched a documentary about a physician who fell in love with a young women. When she died because of the desease, he built a mausoleum for her and spent all his time there with her.
Eventually, he took the corpse out of the mausoleum to his home and lived with it for several years. He covered the smell of the decomposing body with the large amounts of perfume, and he inserted a plastic tube into the corpse so that he could perform sex with it.
Finally, the overwhelming smell gave him away, and the authorities have taken the corpse and buried it in a secret location.
What's you love story?
 
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What's you love story?


There was an old hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
She was missing one titt and she smelled like shit
But look at the money he saved!
 
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:
So Elaine, instead of directing us to another thread, why don't you give us your opinion? What is your preference, a young lad from Nantucket or some guy that frequently wets himself because he selects the wrong pubic hair?


Geez, Michael, you were rather vague (haha) in what you were asking, but I'll try to address it as ladylike (haha) as possible...
As I recall, the gentleman from Nantucket was endowed with length. My favorite dimension is width. I have often refered to my ex as "pencil-d**k". Long & skinny. (Not a good thing.)
I've never seen one so small it could be mistaken for a curly hair, but I'm sure that wouldn't be good either!!
But it really doesn't matter what the dimensions are if you don't know how to use it. Talent can make up for size any day!

Whew - is it hot in here, or is it just me??
[ April 15, 2003: Message edited by: Elaine Micheals ]
 
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... but I'll try to address it as ladylike ...


Elaine, I would never consider you anything but a lady.


Talent can make up for size any day!


But hail the man with length, girth and talent. Right?
 
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:

But hail the man with length, girth and talent. Right?


... as long as length doesn't exceed "capacity", ya know??
 
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