Q: What do you call a turtle with no legs? A: It doesn't matter, he won't come.
Q: What do you call a
cow with two legs? A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.
a bear walks into the bar, puts up his feet on a stool, and orders a beer. The bartender asks, "How's everything going?" The bear says, "well...umm....fine". The bartender then asks, "why the long paws?"
Q: Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?
A: Because they don't believe in proper tea.
Q: Why do the French only make their omelettes with one egg?
A: Because "un oeuf" is enough.