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I will take over the world by...

 
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FOr all those who dream world domination (including moderators). Simply state in 100 words or less how u intend to, involve java if possible, to inspire the Mad genious in all of us. Start with the words "I will take over the world by..."

and go on.

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Originally posted by ali gilani:
Simply state in 100 words or less how u intend to, involve java if possible, to inspire the Mad genious in all of us. Start with the words "I will take over the world by..."



One example please
 
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Originally posted by ali gilani:
FOr all those who dream world domination (including moderators). Simply state in 100 words or less how u intend to, involve java if possible, to inspire the Mad genious in all of us. Start with the words "I will take over the world by..."

and go on.

Ali



I will take over the world by developing a program that deletes all posts which contain poor grammer, bad spelling or SMS abbreviations.
 
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Originally posted by peter wooster:

poor grammer, bad spelling



s/grammer/grammar/g
 
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Originally posted by ali gilani:
Simply state in 100 words or less how u intend to..



So your grand plan to world domination begins with tricking someone to reveal their flawless master plan? Hmmm, fat chance!!
 
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I will take over the world by using a device I have found that will let 1000 million illiterate monkeys randomly bash away at 1000 million keyboards until they produce the document I want - a plan on how to take over the world. This device is called the Internet.
 
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:

s/grammer/grammar/g



It's good to see that someone's awake, but you missed the other reason my system would delete that post. SMS is an SMS abbreviation.
 
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I would simply make it fashionable to worship me.

So many people are intent on being in fashion that no one could resist the latest rave.
 
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I thought I already ruled the world. JK

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I will take over the world by... 2011.
 
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I will take over the world...Soon

Be afraid, be very afraid, MUHAHAHAHA (Evil laff mimicking insane scientist with a tinge of Dracula)

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Originally posted by peter wooster:
SMS is an SMS abbreviation.

I consider that an acronym, but I still wish you the best on your world-domination plans.

I, however, will take over the world by convincing everyone to be tolerant and respectful of everyone else. You see, they'll become so tolerant that they won't care to take over the world themselves, and once no one else wants to rule the world, I'll slip by unnoticed!

So please, for my sake, be nice to each other.
 
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Originally posted by David Harkness:
I consider that an acronym, but I still wish you the best on your world-domination plans.

I, however, will take over the world by convincing everyone to be tolerant and respectful of everyone else. You see, they'll become so tolerant that they won't care to take over the world themselves, and once no one else wants to rule the world, I'll slip by unnoticed!

So please, for my sake, be nice to each other.



You could easily take over Canada with that scheme, but it's already been done by Pierre Trudeau. The rest of the world, especially NYC would be a much bigger challenge.
 
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Originally posted by peter wooster:


It's good to see that someone's awake, but you missed the other reason my system would delete that post. SMS is an SMS abbreviation.



Well, of course you'd want your system to remove your message because that would eliminate any trace of what you're up to before your victims catch on
 
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I, however, will take over the world by convincing everyone to be tolerant and respectful of everyone else. You see, they'll become so tolerant that they won't care to take over the world themselves, and once no one else wants to rule the world, I'll slip by unnoticed!

So please, for my sake, be nice to each other




I suggest you dont try this theory in pakistan, it will be the last anyone will hear of u

Ali
 
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