Originally posted by David Harkness:
Remember, you can pick your nose . . . and you can pick your friends . . . but you cannot pick your friend's nose!
(unless you have a private office, apparently)
Originally posted by Ashok Mash:
... how his 25 year old laptop ..
Originally posted by fred rosenberger:
a duck walks into a bar, orders a beer, and says "put it on my bill!!!"
Originally posted by peter wooster:
The only 25 year old laptop was a real notepad, filled with paper, still the best PDA. The IBM PC was very new in 1982 and not very portable.
Originally posted by James Carman:
A duck walks into a store. He walks up to a guy and says "You got any crackers?" The guy says "No, we don't have any crackers." He walks around looking for a while and goes up to the same guy and says "You got any crackers?" The guy says "No, and I've already told you that before. Now, get out of this store before I nail your bill to the floor!" So, the duck goes outside and thinks about this for a while. Then, he marches right back into the store and up to the same guy and says "You got any nails?" The guy says "NO!" The duck says "you got any crackers?"
Originally posted by David O'Meara:
I have a big problem when people use on-hook features to dial a number then picking up the receiver when the other end answers. I hate it.
when a colleague sends an email
Originally posted by Ganapathi Raman:
one more...when a colleague sends an email and then immediately comes over to tell "I have sent you an email..can u check it and reply back"? Last time I checked..I still do not have Alzheimer's