rules to live by

[paul wheaton]

(starting off)

if you're not pissing somebody off once in a while, you're just not living.

if you're not getting pissed off once in a while, you're just not paying attention.

[Nick George]

If you're not pissing once in a while, you're very unhealthy.

[Ernest Friedman-Hill]

"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.

[Dave Lenton]

If you can't tell the difference between two things, then its best to treat them as if they are the same.

[David O'Meara]

Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.

Thank you, I needed that
[ January 30, 2006: Message edited by: David O'Meara ]

[Chetan Parekh]

Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.

Hry Ernest Friedman-Hill, you were very wise at 8.

[Marco Davids II]

it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

[Mark Spritzler]

He who laughs last, didn't understand the joke for a long time, then finally got it.

Mark

[Rob Halpin]

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to smell the roses, you could miss it.

[Ulf Dittmer]

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'WOW What a Ride!'"

[Zip Ped]

"You can take life as it comes or you can grab life by the horns." - Dodge.

I love the Dodge Charger commercials.

[Jesus Angeles]

Be prepared, and plan always, as, If anything can go wrong, it will

[Jim Yingst]

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Sania Marsh]

Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.

If you found a note saying "Don't eat my chips" in Potato chips bag, and you didn't write it - everything is not gonna be alright.