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"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, 1/2 a bottle of red wine, a small box of chocolates, 3 shots of tequila, a can of cider and some cheese triangles.
You have no idea how good I feel...
 
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Let me see... maybe the opposite of how you'll feel tomorrow morning? *



* This joke by no means implies that I condone drinking in moderation. Sometimes too much is not enough..., HA HA! (Hiiiiccc!!!)
 
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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of Water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of EscherichiaColi Bacteria found in water that contains feces.In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation Process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE -

It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water
and be full of it !!

CHEERS!!!
 
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"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."


Which means that if I do not finish this post, I
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of Water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of EscherichiaColi Bacteria found in water that contains feces.In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation Process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE -

It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water
and be full of it !!

CHEERS!!!



Good one! CHEERS!!
 
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Which means that if I do not finish this post, I



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Originally posted by Tony Alicea:
Let me see... maybe the opposite of how you'll feel tomorrow morning? *



* This joke by no means implies that I condone drinking in moderation. Sometimes too much is not enough..., HA HA! (Hiiiiccc!!!)



I JUST LOVE FINEPRINT

thanks for the tips on water drinking, now I must just tipple away to health!
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of Water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of EscherichiaColi Bacteria found in water that contains feces.In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation Process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE -

It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water
and be full of it !!

CHEERS!!!




coool !!!

 
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