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knock knock.

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! Didnt realise i had so many Aunties !!!
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:

! Didnt realise i had so many Aunties !!![/QB]


It would have been better if they were girlfriends.
 
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Where's the fun part?
 
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This seems to be an aunty-virus.
 
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Where's the fun part?



Good question.... Even I am searching


~~Vishwas
 
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The fun part is- he is making us fool (might be :roll: )
[ June 12, 2006: Message edited by: Sameer Jamal ]
 
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Originally posted by Svend Rost:
Where's the fun part?



That you need to explore

Ok, for you one more

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
 
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Where's the fun part?


It is in the title of this post: "...Must read".
 
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"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"


Thats a good one
 
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Man is sitting in plane with big bear.Bear has two bread slices on his ear.Crew asked man what is this? He answers,"Its my sandwitch"
 
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