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Will certification get me lucky with my girl?

 
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You guys are missing the point completely. The reason why hiring managers won't hire you is because you are an idiot, not because you have all those certifications listed in your signature.

Come on, who reads JavaRanch anyway.

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When I tell the lady mooses I got my SCEA, they... well, I won't tell you what. But let's put it this way: I just did my taxes, and I took 362 dependent exemptions!
 
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