To Publisher: how long wilst thou take to mail me a copy?

[Monu Tripathi]

Dear <insert kind expletives here>,

I am yet to receive copy of the book. I dont want a copy of version1.0 when the stuff in it becomes obsolete!


Please do the needful at your earliest!

Thanks.

[Tara The Author]

My book is special. It takes a while to send, but then it goes through a rift in the space time continuum.

[salvin francis]

Dear <insert kind expletives here>,
its so kind of you to mention that, however there is a slight issue,
mankind has now been past extinct since world war 3 raged and this planet is deserted making the obsolete book infact the last book known to mankind and thus you will have the most updated copy.
Please do not go out at night with a copy in your hands...

As a side note, if a one eyed creature asks you to help tie his shoe laces, dont do it ...

Monu Tripathi wrote:Dear <insert kind expletives here>,

I am yet to receive copy of the book. I dont want a copy of version1.0 when the stuff in it becomes obsolete!


Please do the needful at your earliest!

Thanks.

[Monu Tripathi]

How do you do it these days?

[Pushkar Choudhary]

do what?

[Jan Cumps]

Still urgent!!! no resolution!