We don't have many rules here at the JavaRanch, but we do insist that you use your Real Name and not some sort of "handle" or obvious alias. If you're not sure about this, see
Using an obviously bogus display name means that a lot of people won't bother to respond to you.
Bjoke: A "Bully Joke". A Statement or action made with malicious intent - unless challenged. At which point it magically transforms into "I was just funnin'" or "What's the matter, can't take a joke?"
I've never won anything before. Not even a tiny ad:
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