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World�s shortest resignation letter

 
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Dear Sir,
I love your wife.
[ November 23, 2006: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]
 
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"I quit" scrawled in someone else's blood is shorter.
 
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I love your wife.



That sounds like the shortest way to get fired.

"I quit" scrawled in someone else's blood is shorter.



Or mark an X over one of his/her pictures and leave it over their desk. You will never be called about anything and the relieving letter will be sent to you by courier.
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Dear Sir,
I love your wife.

[ November 23, 2006: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]



Good one, but wont work for female employees
 
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I resign as HC of the NYJ. -- Bill Belichick's resignation letter from the New York Jets, scrawled on a sheet of loose leaf paper.
 
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How about "I won", with a photocopy of the winning $100 million lottery ticket?
 
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Fred, that's on my todo list. Alternatively I was thinking of mooning the corner office from my Z06 convertible in the parking lot.
 
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Originally posted by Prakash Dwivedi:


Good one, but wont work for female employees



it does if the chick is a butch.
[ November 26, 2006: Message edited by: A. Levi ]
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Dear Sir,
I love your wife.



This can be the shorted way to get salary appraisal too � if boss is really fed up with his wife and he want her to just get away from his life.
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


This can be the shorted way to get salary appraisal too � if boss is really fed up with his wife and he want her to just get away from his life.





Good One Chetan..
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Dear Sir,
I love your wife.



I'm sure in some cases it would be the best way to get promotion.
 
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