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Be careful what you tell Santa to do

Try:
  • Yodel
  • Sing
  • Dance
  • Dance
  • Rope


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    nice
    he does a lotta stuff.
    run, walk, jump, cry, laugh, scratch, "freak nasty" (the webpage suggested I try that one)
     
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    recite a poem, do the twist, sing a song, pet the reindeer, ride the reindeer, fart (naturally), eat an apple, eat a cookie (?), drink beer, pick your nose, gimme a present, read a book, pass (!), tree (!), play football, play baseball, basketball, golf, hockey, skate, drink milk, remove hat, hang ornament ... wait, how long have I been doing this? It's almost quittin time!
     
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    Love it!

    Some of my favorites so far:
  • Do the hustle
  • Ride the pony
  • Punch rudolf
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    Pee
     
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    kill reindeer
    pick up poop
     
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    fly, swim, go ape, slip and fall, box, do pushups, rub tummy, pizza, swat fly, applaud!
     
    So I left, I came home, and I ate some pie. And then I read this tiny ad:
    a bit of art, as a gift, the permaculture playing cards
    https://gardener-gift.com
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