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If it weren't for caffeine,

I'd still be asleep.
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If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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I think that's a dead link, partner. But I've seen that on TV before... Lewis Black, right? Crazy hilarious. "Blood shot out of my nose!"

If it weren't for the dead link,

I'd watch it again.
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Fixed the link. You are correct.
 
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If it weren't for Dire Straits and "Sultans of Swing," I'd be a drummer.
 
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If it weren't for _those (searches for correct words...) mentally challenged robots_, I'd _think Transformers was a better movie_.
 
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Bear, please be more specific.
You do have hair, only not on all places.
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Bear, please don't be more specific.
 
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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
Bear, please don't be more specific.


So I took all those photos for nothing?
 
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Originally posted by Burkhard Hassel:
You do have hair, only not on all places.


Actual quote overheard from a boy, about 6 years old, back when I was sporting the shaved dome and full beard:

Mommy, mommy, that man's head is upside down!

 
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