Welcome to blah blah blah.
My name is blah bha. I'll be taking your order today.
Would you like to try our special blah blah?
No. Thank you. I'd like a hamburger meal with a small drink.
Would you like cheese on that?
Wouldn't that be the cheeseburger meal?
I have to ask.
Understood. No Just the hamburger meal; no cheese.
Would you like to super-size that?
No thank you.
What size would you like that?
We don't have small. We have medium, large,
Which is the smallest?
Then I'll have that.
For thirty five cents more you can upgrade that to a large.
Would you like to do that?
No. Thank you. The small size will be fine.
What would you like to drink with that?
A bottled water, please.
We don't have bottled water. We have triple filtered water
at our fountain stations.
That will do.
What size would you like that?
We don't have small. We have medium large, and super size.
The smallest size you offer.
That would be the kiddie size.
Is that smaller than the medium?
Yes, but it's only available with the kid's meal.
Let's make that a medium.
Would you like to upgrade that to a large for twenty-five cents more?
No, please. Just a medium cup for me.
Would you like to try our new apple something-or-other dessert today?
No, thank you. Just the hamburger meal.
Okay, sir. I can do that for you.
Is that for here or to go?
Would you like salt, pepper, or ketchup with that?
No thanks, I can get that myself.
Do you have a rewards card with us?
Would you like to sign up for one today?
No, thank you.
It gives you 10% off your meals between blah and blah and you can
use your rewards points for free offers.
No thank you. I'd just like to pay for the hamburger meal and eat.
Okay, sir. I can do that for you. Would you like to donate a dollar to the blah blah fund today?
No, I gave at the office.
If you donate a dollar, you can put your name on a plate and hang it on our hall of fame bulletin board.
Sure, I'll donate a dollar. But don't bother with the plate, I'm running short on time now.
We can put anonymous on the plate for you.
What ever gets me out of here the fastest.
Okay, sir, I can see you're in a hurry. I'll get that for you now.
That will be $8.32. How will you be paying for that?
With this card.
Will that be credit or debit?
Okay, sir. Hold on one moment while I get my manager to unlock the register.
Here you go, sir. Please sign here.
Your number is 452, please wait at the next counter. Thank for coming to blah blah blah. We're always interested in hearing from our
patrons so that we can serve you better. Would you like to fill out our survey?
No, thank you. You did fine.
By filling out the survey, you enter yourself to win a free blah blah blah in our drawing.
Just the receipt please.
Thank you, sir, I hope you have a great lunch.
What can I get for you?
Hi, can I have a 6" roast beef with lettuce, tomato's, and provolone cheese on the Italian bread?
What kind of bread?
What kind of meat?
Do you want cheese with that?
What can I get you?
Two 12-inchers on 9-grain Oat.
What kind for the first?
Lettuce and tomato
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The Subways up here don't have separate people but it might be better if they did.
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