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My irritating and unsightly rash is spreading and the itch is worsening. I have a tube of cortisone ointment, but it expired yesterday ("EXP 03 031 2013"). My pharmacist retired on approximately the same date (when the restraining order went into effect). My question is: Should I continue using steel wool without the ointment?
 
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Yes. However if you put ketchup on the steel wool, you'll find it a lot easier to eat. Ointment makes it taste really foul.
 
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dont forget a little BBQ sauce to go with that !!
 
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Have you tried "the tears of your enemies"? I find that cures most things.
 
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I have tried these suggestions, but the restraining order is still in effect.
 
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You have steel wool? Luxury! When I was a kid, we had to rub off our rashes with sand paper. Course grain sand paper.
 
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Greg Charles wrote:You have steel wool? Luxury! When I was a kid, we had to rub off our rashes with sand paper. Course grain sand paper.


And we liked it!
 
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Have you tried acid. Only be careful; acid seems to have done for the chap at the top of the page.
 
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Have you tried acid. Only be careful; acid seems to have done for the chap at the top of the page.
 
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