Tim Cooke wrote:A Java developer from Cowes
Before noon he seldom would rouse
His aversion to morning
Caused many a warning
The 'Job Section' he'd soon need to browse
Sai Hegde wrote:A Java developer from Cowes started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
fred rosenberger wrote:
A java developer from Cowes
thought "I want to code better, but how?"
he read lots on the ranch
then forked a new branch
and his software's the cat's meow
Mark Lewin wrote:A Java developer from Cowes
Was writing his limericks for hours
For a chance at Devoxx
He would write lots and lots
Though not as many as Tim Cooke has done now
Daniel Clinton wrote:A Java devel'per from Cowes
Elected to code in a blouse
His team were offended
And punched him to end it
He output a series of 'OW's
Gian Franco wrote:There once was a poster called Tim
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Campbell Ritchie wrote:No, all the verse quoted in this thread is a limerick, with the correct number of lines and rhymes.
Tim Cooke wrote:A heavy dose of good fortune has meant that I am now able to accept the ticket. I'm going to Devoxx!!! Hurrah!