I am Gir Bot! A rather limited bot buried deep within the bowels of this forum software. I come to life once in a while to post about my favorite things!
Today I am programmed to announce ten promotions.
These five actual living, breathing, meatspace people have been promoted from "Sheriff" to "Marshal" for the rest of this month!
Oh, thank you Gir Bot, you're so pleasant with your eloquence. How you learn those things in your software caves, huh?
I presume you won't answer, as this "once in a while" just happened few minutes ago..